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PROOF THAT I CAN DRIVE.
(yes, the truck is in motion)
But mommy refuses to be in the truck when I drive :I
LOOK AT MY HOMO SCARF.
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Samson - Regina Spektor
Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Lullaby - the Spill Canvas
Love Shack - the B52's
Iko Iko - the Belle Stars
vroom vroom 
Cheerful
Devious Comments
...I was supposed to learn to drive this summer, but my Grandpa was too busy to teach me.
And Mom is scared because she has really bad nervous breakdowns.
And Dad has no patience. :I
ANYWAY.
This means I have somebody who can drive me around.
whooo.
oh.
and i need that scarf.
alot.
it makes my homo scarf look straight.
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But mom refuses to take me driving because I almost drove her into a 10-foot ditch once, and she's neurotic |D
My dad has soooo much patience, it's great c:
I'LL BE YOUR CHAUFFEUR.
You'll call me up and it'll be all;
"Hey, babyyy~ are you busy today?"
"Uuuh, no. Why?"
"Wanna drive me to the mall? <3"
".... fine :I"
OH.
YOU LIKE THAT SCARF?
Good. Because I got you one, too c:
I saw it and said "... Diana needs that."
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...You just have to wear a helmet. |D
And besides, all my cousins can drive a car, or a motorcycle... So I want to learn soon.
OH WOW.
My mom is just afraid... of everything.
"YOU MIGHT CRASH, BREAK YOUR NECK AND DIE A HORRIBLE VIOLENT DEATH."
"....Thank you, Mother. You are making everything so much better."
Fff, I'm not cool enough to ask for that, I'll probably be all, "I NEED TO GET TO THE BOOKSTORE HURRY."
"....good lord, are you serious? 1:I"
dshfjhadhfras;
REALLY?
Thank you. ;w;
Aww, i need to get you something now...
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I can't drive an ATV... the last time I tried, I totally bailed because I drove sideways up a hill. orz
Hardly any of my cousins can drive... I'm one of the oldest, so I've gotta learn.
I ASKED MY DAD IF I COULD LEARN TO DRIVE A MOTERCYCLE. He laughed and said no :I
I can always teach you how to drive! I'm patient and a good teacher, so I'm told c:
ROFL.
I'm a super cautious driver, though, so it'll take forever.
You'll be all "HURRY I NEED TO GET MY FUCKING BOOKSSSSS." and I'll be all "THE SIGN SAYS YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC -20km/h-"
Pfff, noo, you don't need to get me anything, baby c:
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And I'm pretty freaking awsome at it, if I do say so myself.
Since we used to have a ranch, my Dad got one, and we ended up learning to drive it. I remember, I always drove people around and always pretended like I was gonna crash into a tree and then they were all, "OH GOOD LORD NO. DB"
..but i always turned at the last second. hurr.
Ahhh, well, I'm kinda young... Most of my cousins are older than 14. :I
My dad said he could teach me to drive one! He has a nice blue one. It's pretty. c:
Oh, really?
Yayyy<3
ROFL.
I'll be all, "Oh good lord, just HURRY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT WHERE I COME FROM. 1:I"
Yes I do!
Besides, it's almost your birthdayyyy!~
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I don't like going fast on things like that :'I
My dad used to have a motorcycle, but he sold it because there's no point having one in Vancouver. The weather's too shitty here D':
Of course, sweetie! Just don't crash my truck :T
I'll just be like "SHUDDUP, BITCH -slapslap-" and keep proceeding with caution |D
BUT I TAKE CORNERS LIKE A MADMAN.
Noo, it's fine, really! I'm not a material person... honestly, just talking to you is a good enough birthday present for me <3
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((birthdaysexisnicetoo))
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Poor baby<3
But you're probably gonna hate it if you ever ride on an ATV with me.
I drive fast too. |D
...you said some rather suggestive things.
Awww. D;
Weather here is either hot and humid, or so cold and dry you could die. :I
...I'll try not to. :I
FFF.
I would curl up and be all, "Bawww. ;m; YOU'RE SO MEAN TO MEEEE. -sobsobsob-"
....ggguuiiiillllltttt trrriiiipppp.
wait wut.....
1:I
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"I told you to slow downnn ;m;"
The weather here is rainy rainy rainy... then snowy in the winter... and then we get a few weeks of heat in the summer :I
BUT I LOVE THE SNOW THE BEST.
.. good... because I'll be angry if you crash my poor truck.
IMAGINE KIRBY TEACHING DEAN HOW TO DRIVE |D
Ughhh, you and your guilt trips...
I'd just feel terrible. So I'd reach for your hand and say "I'm sorry, baby... how can I make it up to you?"
...
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...But then I'd feel sorry and guilty and stuff. |D
I LOVE SNOW. ;w;
But it never snows here.
There's just ice and sleet. :c
I won'ttt! I promise. |D
OH GOOD LORD.
"JUST MOVE TO THE LEFT, YOU DUMBASS."
"I'M A FINE DRIVER, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"NO YOU'RE NOT"
"FAG."
">:C"
.....
-insertangryfuckinghereafterafewminutes-
And I'd be all, "-sniffsniff- ...Yes. DRIVE FASTER."
...And that's the part where you hit me again.
...
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